报复

看到一段话 觉得很有意思

报复一个男人
最好的方法是
下辈子,成为他的女儿。

想想看,
对着他大哭大叫,
他还得涎着脸哄你,
再也不敢粗声大气的。

刷爆他的卡,
可以恬不知耻。
成绩不好,就让班主任训他,
“就这德行,也就能养这么个女儿!”

记得拼命谈失败的恋爱,
让他心疼死,
恨不得拿扫帚打那些混小子们。


有句话说
“女儿是爸爸上辈子的情人”
看了这番话,想说,
爸拔,你上辈子是不是欺负我?!
哈哈~

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aeda ♥ said...

不错哦,很喜欢这一篇。
你说的都很赞!

慧慧 said...

好有意思!
只是可怜了妈妈,妈妈是无辜的…… XP

boey said...

不错的点子。:)

还有一个:(网络上看到的)

世界上有兩件事最難:

一是把自己的思想裝進別人的腦袋裏;
二是把別人的錢裝進自己的口袋裏。

前者成功了叫老師,後者成功了叫老闆

還有一種是兩者都成功了,叫老婆。:P

loy said...

真的是报复,害老爸昨晚没睡觉

JLee said...

haha, guess u are doing that. XD

SeanLimz said...

This is absolutely true.... But ofcourse try not to fall into the same trap when there is a second chance of relationship.

Things we had been gone through or heard from people experience. we shall pick up and and move further..

Everybody does want a great relationship eventhough it is hard to own it. that's why this is like a gift and it is so attractive. it make all of us wish to have it so bad.

p/s: I am one of them as well.

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